bad habits

i am often told i have a lot of "bad habits". this is very confusing to me, because it usually goes something like this: "you have a bad habit of ____" then they name something i do NOT do. for example: "you have a bad habit of not washing your car", or "you have a bad habit of not exercising", or "you have a bad habit of not answering your phone". only i rarely, if ever, do any of those things, so how can they be considered a "habit" at all? maybe because i habitually neglect to do these things? i don't know. but, you know what i do have a bad habit of? telling people to mind their own GD business, and not using proper grammar or punctuation. now, those are definitely "bad" habits, in my opinion. but i should get free pass when it comes to telling people to mind their own GD business, because no one likes nosey a** people, right? and, when you really think about it, we all have at least one bad habit; smoking, picking your nose, spitting, chewing with your mouth open, telling other people when you think they have a bad habit of not doing something. i think this world would be a better place if we worked on fixing our own bad habits instead of pointing out other people's bad habits to them. so, next time you see me drive by in my dirty van, don't judge! instead, remind yourself to stop picking your nose. and, mind your own GD business!